Here's some jokes or questions for you..

Someone asked me this "hey, do you know where is the best place for elephant to hide? "
I answered "zoo ?"
The answer is not.
Again,I answered "refrigerator ?"
He said "woa !why is that place ?"
I said "erm..forgotten "
Guess whats the correct answer..
"It's anywhere that u cant see the elephant.."
Wanna see wat i reacted ?
Actually he said it was the bus shelter..
And i asked why.
He asked "have you ever go to bus shelter?"
I asked "bus gt shelter ? no..i didnt noe tat bus hav a shelter"
He said "oh, i mean bus station"
And i replied "ok..den why ?"
He said "when you where there in bus station, have you ever seen any elephant?"
I said "no.."
He said "of course you won't, because the elephant were hiding."
I replied "so de elephant can hide anywhere wat ?"
I then says "then de elephant is nw hiding in my hse .."

Another one was.."hey, i guess ur not gettin taller!"
My reaction was "huh ?why ?"
He said "beacuse ur now sitting in front of monitor.."
well.i dun get de joke actually.
den i reaplied "huh ?" again.
he says "u are sitting while typing, right?that's why ur not gettin taller.."
I replied "meaning im sitting infront ?"
den he said "next time try to stand up while typing..lol"
I understand le kay..